So this is the seminal post in my first blog, and as such, it will suck. "What's the point of the blog?" you may ask. Shut uuuuuuuuuuuuup! I don't know! Would "no point at all" be an acceptable answer? Whatever, I just have some free time and there's so much space on the internet for people to just do whatever they want EVEN IF NO ONE EVER READS IT, which I think is pretty cool. Anyway, fart boobs wiener poop.
Ahhhh, feels good to put the internet to good use.